Reading wanky posts while listening to coverage of the nomination does strange thngs to your brain...

Sandra Day O'Connor: It's been great, but the pressure is getting to me. I have experienced a readjustment of priorities...I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm leaving the fandom, guys. All the abuse from the Church/State shippers...anyway, sorry.

Democrats: NOOOOOOOOOO! We love you, Sandra! Without you, what will happen to our OTP, Roe/Wade?

O'Connor: It's up to you to keep the ship alive. I need to concentrate on my life.

Dems: If we buy you a laptop, will you stay?

O'Connor: No.

Dems: How about an iPod?

O'Connor: No.

Dems: Drat. We might have to retreat into...*hushed whisper* AU.

Repugs: MUAHAHA Church/State 4eva!!111 omgtheirloveissoamerican!!!!111

Dems: Um, not really...

Shrubya: Look, everybody! I've found our new guy! And he's even white, male, and conser...um, I mean, he's fair!

Dems: *whimper*

John Roberts: Can I have an iPod?

Dems: Hmm...how can we block him...oh, we know. ZOMG he didn't answer the shipping meme that went around a while back!!! And he also wanked about Roe/Wade!!!!!!!!!

John Roberts: That was years ago! I was only a little sockpuppet then! And all I was saying was that we need to look at existing canon...*sweatdrop*

Repugs: Who are the illiterate fuckers now?

Dems: Just you wait untill Book Seven!

Grrr...

Jul. 16th, 2005 05:22 pm
Dear idiot at the A&W counter, a lesson in customer service for you:

1. It is rude to call your customers 'honey' after the age of say, 6, if you have had no prior contact with them.
-Especially if they are the ones spending the money. God, what happened to 'miss?' Since when have 'sweetheart' and 'honey' become common forms of address for customers? I am Not Pleased.
2. It is rude to address your customers in the same tone of voice as you would the same 6-year-old child, wheelchair or no.
3. If a customer gives you a debit card, it is a safe bet she already knows how to use the debit machine. It is not her fault if your debit machine will not work when the customer follows instructions. It is also a safe bet that when you say 'Let's see what you've got there,' in a tone that suggests you are expecting the Apocalypse, what she will have will be nothing more sinister than her PIN number. Therefore, it is rude to say 'Press OK first, honey!" in the same fake-enthusiastic voice you would use to encourage a toddler to go potty...
...especially when the instructions clearly state to press OK.

Nolove,
Me.

Also, nolove to the bookstore, which did not have Scardown. That is very upsetting, especially because it had Hammered days before the release date. It was still selling Hammered today, so I don't get it. As well, in what universe is it logical to sell volumes 1, 6, 8, and 9 of a manga?

About halfway through HBP. Enjoying it muchly, however, due to certain huge spoiler I read, expect wanky post to follow soon.
Disclaimer: I love slash. I read it often. It does not squick me in any way.

Elizabeth Bear spoke in her journal about slash, and the subtext in a particular scene she was writing that she knows will lead to fic down the line. (For anyone who reads this who hasn't, go buy Hammered. And Scardown, too. Right now.) I responded by telling her about the fixation some of my friends already have with the Vakar/Melsaran pairing, which I didn't think of until they got ahold of it.

Now, I'm amazed and gratified that I have people who like my writing so much that they will speculate, fill in gaps, and advance their own theories. I would love to read slashfic or any fic set in my universe someday, though probably after all the books are done so I won't be sued. (My friends choose to pester me to write the fanfic, though, which I won't do. 1. That would be sad. 2. I barely have time to write the canon. 3. Probably, they would think any slash I wrote sucked anyway.)

But there is one thing that kinda disturbs me about this. It is that one friend especially seems to think that my story will be less objectively good if I don't slash these two men. I understand and accept that she might like it less; after all, that's a matter of subjective taste. But she seems to think that slash is required to make a writer good and that anyone who does not choose to put it in is either a wimp, a bad writer, or a homophobe. (I've met other people like this who also seem to think this applies only to male slash and that female characters are not necessary, which just sends me into a RAGE, especially because most people who say this are women.) The idea of subtracting merit points from a story because there's no gay smut baffles me.

Sex between any gender does not make a story good or bad. It's an element that can be used well or horribly. I've read both great and terrible slash. I've read wonderful and horrible het. I've read awesome and crappy gen. I understand preferring one genre over the others, although personally my preference is for good characterization and nothing else.

In my books, there will be sex. There will be nonconsensual, crossgen, 'normal' het, and slash, though not V/M slash. There will be loving, committed relationships, pure lust, friends with benefits, and rape. There will be people who care about each other without choosing to have sex at all. I think it would be great if people elaborated on these relationships, wrote about interpretations different from mine, and made up new pairings in fanfic. I just don't want to be judged, as a writer or especially as a PERSON, because my interpretation (which, I've learned, is not necessarily the One True Way)didn't contain Pairing of Choice. I would, however, like people to use my story as a jumping-off point to write their own, because I believve that any good story, no matter who has sex, has merit?

Or am I wrong, and it's all about smut?

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