Reading wanky posts while listening to coverage of the nomination does strange thngs to your brain...
Sandra Day O'Connor: It's been great, but the pressure is getting to me. I have experienced a readjustment of priorities...I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm leaving the fandom, guys. All the abuse from the Church/State shippers...anyway, sorry.
Democrats: NOOOOOOOOOO! We love you, Sandra! Without you, what will happen to our OTP, Roe/Wade?
O'Connor: It's up to you to keep the ship alive. I need to concentrate on my life.
Dems: If we buy you a laptop, will you stay?
O'Connor: No.
Dems: How about an iPod?
O'Connor: No.
Dems: Drat. We might have to retreat into...*hushed whisper* AU.
Repugs: MUAHAHA Church/State 4eva!!111 omgtheirloveissoamerican!!!!111
Dems: Um, not really...
Shrubya: Look, everybody! I've found our new guy! And he's even white, male, and conser...um, I mean, he's fair!
Dems: *whimper*
John Roberts: Can I have an iPod?
Dems: Hmm...how can we block him...oh, we know. ZOMG he didn't answer the shipping meme that went around a while back!!! And he also wanked about Roe/Wade!!!!!!!!!
John Roberts: That was years ago! I was only a little sockpuppet then! And all I was saying was that we need to look at existing canon...*sweatdrop*
Repugs: Who are the illiterate fuckers now?
Dems: Just you wait untill Book Seven!
Sandra Day O'Connor: It's been great, but the pressure is getting to me. I have experienced a readjustment of priorities...I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm leaving the fandom, guys. All the abuse from the Church/State shippers...anyway, sorry.
Democrats: NOOOOOOOOOO! We love you, Sandra! Without you, what will happen to our OTP, Roe/Wade?
O'Connor: It's up to you to keep the ship alive. I need to concentrate on my life.
Dems: If we buy you a laptop, will you stay?
O'Connor: No.
Dems: How about an iPod?
O'Connor: No.
Dems: Drat. We might have to retreat into...*hushed whisper* AU.
Repugs: MUAHAHA Church/State 4eva!!111 omgtheirloveissoamerican!!!!111
Dems: Um, not really...
Shrubya: Look, everybody! I've found our new guy! And he's even white, male, and conser...um, I mean, he's fair!
Dems: *whimper*
John Roberts: Can I have an iPod?
Dems: Hmm...how can we block him...oh, we know. ZOMG he didn't answer the shipping meme that went around a while back!!! And he also wanked about Roe/Wade!!!!!!!!!
John Roberts: That was years ago! I was only a little sockpuppet then! And all I was saying was that we need to look at existing canon...*sweatdrop*
Repugs: Who are the illiterate fuckers now?
Dems: Just you wait untill Book Seven!