Reading wanky posts while listening to coverage of the nomination does strange thngs to your brain...

Sandra Day O'Connor: It's been great, but the pressure is getting to me. I have experienced a readjustment of priorities...I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm leaving the fandom, guys. All the abuse from the Church/State shippers...anyway, sorry.

Democrats: NOOOOOOOOOO! We love you, Sandra! Without you, what will happen to our OTP, Roe/Wade?

O'Connor: It's up to you to keep the ship alive. I need to concentrate on my life.

Dems: If we buy you a laptop, will you stay?

O'Connor: No.

Dems: How about an iPod?

O'Connor: No.

Dems: Drat. We might have to retreat into...*hushed whisper* AU.

Repugs: MUAHAHA Church/State 4eva!!111 omgtheirloveissoamerican!!!!111

Dems: Um, not really...

Shrubya: Look, everybody! I've found our new guy! And he's even white, male, and conser...um, I mean, he's fair!

Dems: *whimper*

John Roberts: Can I have an iPod?

Dems: Hmm...how can we block him...oh, we know. ZOMG he didn't answer the shipping meme that went around a while back!!! And he also wanked about Roe/Wade!!!!!!!!!

John Roberts: That was years ago! I was only a little sockpuppet then! And all I was saying was that we need to look at existing canon...*sweatdrop*

Repugs: Who are the illiterate fuckers now?

Dems: Just you wait untill Book Seven!

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